Chord Twydales Lament by Half Man Half Biscuit

intro F D# F A# G C indicate then you stupid bastard how was i supposed to know E A# G C E that you intended to go left , i’m not a mind reader A# G C you shall be cast away into the fiery pit and in the fiery pit there are E instr F eternal sleeping policemen . F i saw a young professional couple playing poohsticks on a cotswold bridge i watched them walk along the banks of the windrush eating jasmine ice cream before heading north to warwick arts centre and marianne faithfull , splendid . i picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway and took them up to the pub on a thursday evening as that’s where he likes to go for the quiz he believes he is needed for the music round his friends obviously humour him anyway , i place myself at a nearby table and whenever he tries to light up a cigarette i fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands which he finds most annoying , most annoying . instr F , F A# F , Dm C F x2 A# F gouranga gouranga , yes i’ll be happy Dm C F when you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge A# F gouranga gouranga , yes i’ll be happy Dm C F when you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge A# F gouranga gouranga , yes i’ll be happy Dm C F when you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge A# F gouranga gouranga , yes i’ll be happy Dm C F when you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge A# F gouranga gouranga , yes i’ll be happy Dm C F when you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge A# F fade out gouranga gouranga , yes i’ll be happy