Chord Hedley Verityesque by Half Man Half Biscuit

intro A D E A , A D E A D E A found a nice little cove where nobody else goes D took a trip ’round the caves of drach E and said ’it’s good to explore the more cultural aspects’ . A D E A hedley verityesque , she passed into folklore D trod on the lines in the pavement E and said ’there’s no room for enigmas in built - up areas’ . C Am sweats who think they’re hard , sweats who think they’re hard C Am my head no end do in , head no end do in Dm Am Dm Am brakes fail in the rain down memory lane Dm E come re - live my paper round with me . A D E A and i don’t see any more , i don’t see any more pent up alsatians D they used to wait by the door E and say ’it’s nice to know you’re here , it’s nice to know you’re here’ . A D E A and i don’t want any more , i don’t want any more stark german film noirs D and i could well do without E C Am C Am the handclapping sequence at the end of blockbusters . Dm Am Dm Am you were in my hall , now you’re on my wall Dm E A D E A , D E peter sarstedt , mister irony - get in the hole . C Am in some warm lagoon , in some warm lagoon C Am i’ll be with ayshea soon , be with ayshea soon Dm Am Dm Am brakes fail in the rain down memory lane Dm E come re - live my paper round with me . A D E A and i don’t see any more , i don’t see any more big mad alsatians D they used to wait by the door E and sing ’it’s nice to know you’re here , it’s nice to know you’re here’ . A D E A and i don’t need any more , i don’t need any more stark german film noirs D and i could well do without E the handclapping sequence at the end of blockbusters when all of the audience try to convince themselves that what they’re doing is silly but acceptable E7 A and the only thing i can say is ’oh kip keino’ .