Chord Floreat Inertia by Half Man Half Biscuit

intro B E B E , B E B E B E B E i could be tugging on the beard of science like a cheeky schoolboy B E B E but i couldn’t be bothered , thats why i’m still in the box room B E B E face down in the last ditch , my natural home B E B E E B C#m A x2 i can do that but i don’t really want to . E B oh , i used to cajole gordon giltrap C#m A i used to think that it mattered E B but the low drone of the treadmill C#m A B E B E x2 is the sound of my hopes being shattered . B E B E i should be standing in a chaos of sunflowers , with a girl from machynlleth B E B E but i’m down at the children’s zoo , kicking off on the goats . B E B E increasing doubt , decreasing hope B E B E E B C#m A x2 even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind . E B oh , i used to cajole gordon giltrap C#m A i used to think that it mattered E B but the low drone of the treadmill C#m A is the sound of my hopes being shattered . E B oh , i turned my back on nazareth C#m A i used to think that it mattered E B but the low drone of the treadmill C#m A B E B E rpt C#m is the sound of my hopes being shattered .