Chord Everythings Aor by Half Man Half Biscuit

C Csus4 C Csus4 bubble perm , ever since your bubble perm C Csus4 C Csus4 i’ve gone ex - directory , just in case you need me . C Csus4 C Csus4 swivel chair , in your leather swivel chair C Csus4 C Csus4 you can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray . C F she’s the main man in the office in the city G C and she treats me like i’m just another lackey F but i can put a tennis racquet up against my face G C and pretend that i Am kendo nagasaki . C Csus4 C Csus4 executive , think you’re all executive C Csus4 C Csus4 but i can still upset you with millican and nesbitt . C Csus4 C Csus4 acumen , loads of business acumen C Csus4 C Csus4 but can you remember when you would die for flintlock? C F G C mary , oh mary - quite ordinary F G C tell me how does your C D collection grow? F G C with sade and whitney , vandross and t’pau , F G everything’s aor . C F she’s the main man in the office in the city G C and she treats me like i’m just another lackey F but i can put a tennis racquet up against my face G C and pretend that i Am kendo nagasaki . C F she’s the main man in the office in the city G C i remember though when she was reading jackie F but i can put a tennis racquet up against my face G C and pretend that i Am kendo nagasaki .