Chord Bogus Official by Half Man Half Biscuit

intro D7 a x4 A i’m the man that you need on the day that it rains D i’m the wiser advisor on capital gains E i’m the lowlife pretending to look at your drains D no chord D7 A x4 i’m a bogus official - don’t let me in . A i’m the police , i’m the clergy , i’m measures and weights D i’m the chap doing the survey on alley gates E i need to know where you’ll be on the following dates D no chord D7 A x4 ’cos i’m a bogus official - nice dress . A courteous , friendly , jolly and fat D with a smile saying "look , i know it’s under the mat" E i don’t give a fxxk about your missing cat D no chord A B - o - G - u - s official .