Chord Albert Hammond Bootleg by Half Man Half Biscuit

A# F dragging my guitar ’round maternity ward A# F i was in search of the umbilical chord A# F but it was all in vain so i jumped on a train A# F and when i reached my home the kids were on the patio A# F looking quite upset , so i asked them what was wrong G# C# G# and they said "beware - there’s an albert hammond bootleg in the house C# G# in there , an albert hammond bootleg in the house , some man C# G# who introduced himself as stanley rous came in C# A# F and left his albert hammond bootleg in the house" . A# F talking to a girl on the south coast of france A# F she was on an 18 - 30 but i still took a chance A# F but on the last night ’neath the stars of marseilles A# F she said that robin askwith was funny . G# C# G# oh god , how i longed for a dangerous wave C# G# so i could surf myself towards an early grave C# G# i would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you C# A# F i hope your plane back home’s a dc 10 . G# C# G# oh god , how i longed for a dangerous wave C# G# so i could surf myself towards an early grave C# G# i would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you C# G# i hope your plane back home’s a dc 10 . C# G# oh - oh - oh - oh - oh , oh - oh - oh - oh - oh C# G# oh - oh - oh - oh - oh , oh - oh - oh - oh - oh C# G# oh - oh - oh - oh - oh , oh - oh - oh - oh - oh C# G# C# G# C# oh - oh - oh - oh - oh really . C# G# C# G# out of pure curiosity i dug up logie baird C# G# C# G# and i asked him what petrified forests see to make them all so scared .