Chord Vanilla Ice Cream by Stephen Lynch

this seems to be 100% correct to me . it’s a very simple song , but it’s funny and i like the rhythm . capo at 2nd G - 3 - 2 - 0 - 0 - 3 - xintro : Am E Am E Am E Am E Am E Am E have a seat and listen , please don’t say a thing Am E Am E the matters of the heart sometimes , the truth will ever sting Am E Am E just don’t take it personally , this is no attack Am E Am E E but we will never last because i Am white and you are . . . also white Am E G D i only like black girls and brown girls , the cafe au lait Am E G D caramel girls , and mocha girls just blow me away Am E G D if your a nubian , i want you to be in every fantasy Am E G D but if you’re a whitey , say nighty - nighty , your just not the girl for me Am E Am E oh i hate vanilla ice cream , i like chocolate instead Am E Am E i hope she likes her soul food with a little wonder bread Am E Am E don’t call it jungle fever cause that just isn’t right Am E E i Am not a racist , some of my best friends are white Am E G D i just prefer black girls , the brown girls , the cafe au lait Am E G D a caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away Am E G D if you’re a cracker , you better get blacker or else you best get out Am E G D it is no mystery , i like a sister see that’s what i’m talkin about Am E Am E our wedding song will be "ebony and ivory" Am E Am E and we’ll sing christmas carols round the old kwanza tree Am E E Am but color is not the issue here , it’s dignity , it’s class Am E it’s all about her heart E okay it’s partly about that ass Am E G D i want me some black girl , the brown girl , the cafe au lait Am E G D a caramel girls , and mocha girls , just blow me away Am E G D if you’re a honky , you’re singin the wrong key , it’s the honest truth Am E G the skin that she’s dwellin in , must contain melanin , that is the fountain D of youth . Am E thomas jefferson . Am E robert deniro . Am E david bowie . Am E Am E to a certain extent . . . ted dansen . Am E Am E strom thurman!!! strom thurman!!! yeeeahh . . . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - feel free to post any corrections or mistakes .