Chord Down To The Old Pub Instead by Stephen Lynch

down to the old pub instead stephen lynch verse : G D C D chorus : Em C G D C D G G lad , it’s your duty to D find ye a lass with C child - bearing hips and A D pink , supple ass and G make her your wife and D love her with C love so D true now some G rivers run high , some D rivers run low when her C river runs red , then she’s D starting her flow and it’s G called menstr’ation , and D here’s what it C means to D you you will Em notice her bloomers are C spotty at first stand G back - - her ovarian D dam’s gonna burst son , Em don’t be afraid , it’s A C natural t’ing just G wad up some cotton and D hand her some string C put the old linens on top of the bed get C out of the house and go D down to the G old pub ins D tead C D she’ll G retain her water , her D breasts will be tender and C every third word that you D say will offend her get G out of the house and go D down to the old pub C instead D and she’ll G want to make love - - if you D do , you’re a fool ’cause you’ll C only end up with A D bloody o’toole get G out of the house D down to the old pub C instead D and she’ll Em want you to sample the C fruit of her loins but G son , it’ll taste like some D old rusty coins so Em turn off the light , boy , and C take off your hat and G drop to your knees , say A D prayer to saint pat then he’ll C give you the strength to get out of the bed and for C ireland’s sake , go D down to the old pub G instead D C D now the Em pub is the place where the C lads are A - meetin’ G when the moon’s full and the D gals are A - bleedin’ the Em catholic , the protestant , C even the pagan the G pub is the place when your D lady is raggin’ so C drink of your pint , boys , and thank your shamrocks that as C menfolk we don’t have to bleed from our cocks and that C we can escape from the lady in red and get C out of the house and go D down to the old pub E - - - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - - | B - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - - - - | G - - - - - - - - 0 - - - - - - - - | D - - - - - - 0 - - - - - - - - - - | A - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | instead .