Chord It's Not Like I Like You! by Static-P

Intro Girl: F C E F Ha-hai ha ha-hai ha bdup dup dup bdup zum zum de bup ba Both: F C E Ha-hai ha ha-hai ha aaaahhh N.C Boy: "Hey! That's pretty good!" Am G F Girl: "Wha-! No one asked you! !!!!!" Verse 1: Boy F C G I've got myself just a little bit of love Am That I wanna spend on you F C But baby, I'll never get that chance G To dance that romance with you E Oh, No, cause F You're always hittin', HIYAH! C And kickin' HUGH G And putting me down. giggle Am G F I hope you don't mean what you say Both: F C G But I keep seeing you stickin' around Am G F G Like you can't get enough so I stay and I wonder Am E F How my hand would feel intertwined with yours Boy: N.C. As of now though G Girl: "What are you doing?" Am Nothing but closed doors Chorus 1: Boy F My girl's a Dere C A Tsun-Tsundere E Am C F Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face C E Am F And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase C Girl: "Hey! That was a direct attack!" E Am F Boy: Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place! G Am F Girl: "Stupid Octopus! Take it back!" C G Boy: laughs "So, uh, how am I an octopus?" Am Girl: "How am I a cat!?" F C G Boy: "Well-uh. Cats are cute!" Am G Girl: "Go away!" Both: F C G Boy: Can we get along? You're so headstrong Am A F Girl:There's no way, go away, now so long! C G Boy:Just talk to me and you will see F Girl:That's not fair, using flair you dummy Verse 2: Girl C G I've got myself just a little bit of love Am That I wanna spend on NOT you F C Cuz baby, I'm afraid you'll say G Am That it's not okay with you G Oh, Oh, cuz F You're always laughin', C And jokin'; boop G You look like a clown Am G F But I hope you mean what you say Boy: "I do." C G And I wonder what you would think Am G F If I let my pride down, let it sink G Could we hold hands, kiss? Am C Live our lives in gentle bliss? Boy: "We could." F G Girl: "Ah! I'm not talking about you!" Am You're not my Prince in this Chorus 2: Girl F I'm not a Dere C A Tsun-Tsundere E Am G F I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean! C E Am I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen! F C Boy: laughs "Your smile is really cute, though." E Am C F You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails! G Am F Boy: sigh "Alright. I just wanted to let you know." C G Girl: "Uh-um hey..." Am Boy: "Are you okay?" F C G Am G Girl: "Yeah well heheh." Both: F C G Girl:Hey, hey are you free-free today? Am Boy:Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know? F C G Girl:It's not like I like you okay! Am G C Boy: Alright cool, where do you want to go? Bridge 1: Static-P E Am We could rent a boat and sail A F Find a bunny and G C Feed it some juicy kale Girl: "No that sounds really stupid." G E Am Okay well how about a; E Dm Classy dinner by candlelight F G F Or scary stories til midnight G Am So then I could hold you tight G Ba da ba da ba Girl: "And get Cheeto crumbs on me?! No Way!" Bridge 2: Girl C E Am Ooookay I think you're a little dense N.C. F I really don't like all of this talk G C You have in the present tense G E Ba ba da ba da Am So listen here, buddy E It's all just a big fantasy Dm F G F You see inside of your head! No! G Am So just say goodbye! G Boy: sigh "Eh-whatever." N.C. Ba ba da ba da! F C E7 Am G F C E Am G Chorus 3: Both F I'm not a Dere C A Tsun-Tsundere. My girl's a Dere a Tsun-Tsundere E Am C F Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress! C E Am UH! I digress! So let's just go to the park I guess F C Girl: "Pffffft You wouldn't even know what to bring." E Am C F Oh, come on, will you please just say yes! G Am Girl: "Geez Fine. Baka Tako. It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything." giggle