Chord Detective Detective by Static-P

Verse 1 Ebm Bb/D Woke up can't see Db Hands: cuffed. Tied feet Ab/C I don't know how I got here Ebm Bb/D Uh! The ground was shaking like the string on a bass! Db Smell perfume, cigars Ab/C And wines. Run! Ebm From the sounds in the room Bb/D One could tell there were two Db Ab/C Watching me as I pretended to sleep Ebm And when that thing took off Bb/D I just let my body roll Db Ab/C To the doors of that limousine! Pre-Chorus 1 Ebm Bb/D Oh! I am Detective Detective Db Ab/C Deducing devious deeds Ebm Bb/D Don't dare you dabble in darkness Db Ab/C Or I'll devise your defeat Chorus Ebm B If you run and hide I will fine you Cdim I am deep in your mind Db You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Ebm B Just when you think you've one-upped me Cdim I am two steps in front Db See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe Ebm Bb/D Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime Db Ab/C Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise? Hold up! Verse 2 Ebm Bb/D Back track. I made my escape Db But with that bag on my head Ab/C I never saw a face Ebm So I removed the bag Bb/D Untied my legs Db Ab/C Realized I was still inside their base Ebm I saw the limo Bb/D Comin' back! Db Ab/C I kept cool and decided to stay and chat Pre Chorus 2 Ebm Bb/D "Gentlemen, please,there's no need to attack Db Ab/C Quite simply, I was startled. I will go where you ask Ebm Bb/D Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see Db Ab/C I only ask we treat each other politely." Chorus 2 Ebm B If you run and hide I will fine you Cdim I am deep in your mind Db You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Ebm B Just when you think you've one-upped me Cdim I am two steps in front Db See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe Ebm B Cdim I am Detective Detective Db I'm on the case! Ebm B Cdim Master of human interactions Db A friendly face! Hmhmahahahaha. Yeah~ Ebm Bb/D Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime Db Ab/C Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguse? B I dare say, Detective Gb/Db It seems as though you're reading minds Bb7/D Can you read them? Eh-What? Verse 3 I continue: Ebm Bb/D The two men in suits were sittin' lookin' pretty tough Db With their hands on their sides Ab/C Like they're about to pull their guns B Think I know where they came from Gb/Db Judging by their demeanor Bb7/D Think I know where we're going From the fact that I'm not dead, yet! Ebm Dropped off Bb/D Two blocks from my house Db A block from the bank Ab/C Where something strange was going down B Just as expected Gb It was the scene of a crime Bb7 It's been over an hour Since the cops had arrived Ebm I asked around Bb/D The only evidence: Db Ab/C One rock thrown through the window and a hair clip B Gb One pointed out that on his way in Bb7 He saw my limo Yes, that was my limo Bridge Ebm Bb/D Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk Db Ab/C When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words Ebm Bb/D "In a short while-", I said to them out loud Db Ab/C "There will be another robbery, to which more officers are bound." Ebm Bb/D *Ksh* There's been another break-in. Kerwits-Bank on Main. Db Don't worry, though, it's just a ploy Ab/C Their alibi, you'd say Ebm One culprit is among us Bb/D The rest: at that bank Db And inside one of your cop cars, here Ab/C You'll find the money's safe Chorus 3 Ebm/Bb B If you run and hide I will fine you Cdim I am deep in your mind Db You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Ebm/Bb B Just when you think you've one-upped me Cdim I am two steps in front Db See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe Oooooo~ Ebm B Run and hide I will fine you Cdim I am deep in your mind Db You haven't figured it out; I'm predicting your moves! Moooves~ Ebm B Just when you think you've one-upped me Cdim I am two steps in front. Oh-o-ou-uh-ah-OW! Db See this is my special move: I put myself in your shoe Ebm B Cdim I am Detective Detective Db I'm on the case! Ebm B Db Master of human interactions Db A friendly face! Ebm Detective Detective: Out...