Chord The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman by Half Man Half Biscuit

intro D a rpt D A well i heard a lovely rumour that bette midler had a tumour D A so gleefully i went to tell my friends D F# but they said it was a lie and she wasn’t going to die G A and by the way have we got news for you! D A and they told me that the man i had always known as dad D A hadn’t met my mum when i was born D F# and they reckon that i Am but i hope to god i’m not D A D the bastard son of dean friedman A D instr A D a rpt the bastard son of dean friedman . D A and my school work fell behind with this bombshell on my mind D A but the art teacher said he understood D F# but he could only sympathise with the sadness in my eyes G A even though he showed me his magritte . D A and in the corridors of fear i would shed a lonely tear D A as ridicule flew at me from both sides D F# and they mocked me in my mocks and embroidered in my socks D A D the bastard son of dean friedman A D instr A D a rpt the bastard son of dean friedman . D A instr A D a rpt supercallifragilistic borussia moenchen gladbach D F# and you can thank your lucky stars that you’re D A D not the bastard son of dean friedman A D the bastard son of dean friedman