Chord The Ballad Of Climie Fisher by Half Man Half Biscuit

there are two picked motifs : an ascending G A B C - notated as x and F E D E - notated as y intro C x x x C now here comes a story that’s never been told y about the turbulent demise of climie fisher they had their success and they went separate ways y C fisher went to work as a researcher for the bbc education department; rented a flat in norbury , south london . y climie moved into the gravel business , with his brother . theirs was the place to go for white dolomite and canterbury spar . it was a small but profitable operation , specialised in large driveways . top of the range was called A "hadleigh"; so named after the tv series . y y C now keep this in mind G C fisher hates gravel G C and fisher hates shale G C it goes right through him . x x C in the spring of 1995 , climie did an interview for "mixed aggregate" magazine , in which he criticised his ex - partner for not giving him the credit he felt he deserved during their days of chart stardom . y fisher read the article , became incensed , and started a smear campaign against the brother’s business which proved immensely damaging . y y when climie eventually found out who it was that had been trying to destroy his livelihood , he swore revenge y - this time with a full page statement in "asphalt" . one hundred pound A word . y spent his last five hundred pounds to say : "you’re a dead man fisher . " y x x C how here comes a story that’s never been told . y y in the meantime , fisher had started to pine for his music , and decided to get a band together . y do A few gigs; nothing serious , just enjoy it , see what happens , kinda thing . y thought it might be fun to do some out of the way venues . y so it passed that on october the third 1995 , he took to the stage at the duke of marlborough pub in amesbury , on the south eastern edge of salisbury plain . y well of course climie had somehow found out about all this , and was standing right in front of fisher with pockets full of gravel . y thirty seconds into the first song and he’s raining his stones down at fisher’s feet . y n . C C well the music stops . fisher goes berserk . mayhem . police cars . x x i’ll tell you a story that’s never been told . y x x x x x