Chord Outbreak Of Vitas Gerulaitis by Half Man Half Biscuit

G D C Am D tedious people , tiresome town under the gaze of the mayoral frown G D C Am D always calm with a gentle breeze - tarkus in black vinyl please . G C G what would you do? Am D G D C D if the sxxton’s wife from the best kept village nearby came running G D C D with bells round her neck and said Am D you’d better move away , tomorrow or today G D C D G D C D ’cos when the owl starts laughing we will all fall down Am D7 G D C D7 there’s an outbreak of vitas gerulaitis on the way . G D C Am D why it’s mr kowalski - it was you all along G D C Am D that ski lodge would have been mine if it wasn’t for you meddling kids . G C G but what can you do? Am D when your mum’s in rampton bouncing off the walls G D C D G D C D and singing ’who’s afraid of virginia wade?’ Am D G D C D why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow? G dcd G D C D was our motto , subsequently engraved on a plaque G D C D7 G D C D as a reminder of the attack of vitas gerulaitis . G D C D G D C D we all fall down , we all fall down , G D C D G D C D we all fall down , we all fall down , G D C D G D C D who’s afraid of virginia wade? G D C D G D C D who’s afraid of virginia wade? Am D7 G D C D an outbreak of vitas gerulaitis in the town G dcd G dcd G D C in the town , in the town , in the town D G we all fall down .