Chord Hair Like Brian May Blues by Half Man Half Biscuit

G intro G C7 G D7 G D7 i woke up about eleven with hair like brian may C7 G i woke up about eleven ooh with hair like brian may D7 G D7 i’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate . G i’m gonna go down to the river , the one that they call the dee C7 G i’m gonna go down to the river ooh , that old snake they call the dee D7 G D7 lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see . C D C D oh , i need this situation about as much as i need C D G inst . D7 G C7 G D7 G D7 G D7 the armoury show’s entire back catalogue . G i haven’t got a balaclava and my good girl , she’s got no snood C7 G i haven’t got a balaclava ooh , and my good girl’s got no snood D7 G D7 i take the 20 . 40 boxcar - the one that goes to bude . G i take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease crossroads theme melody : D G B G A , C E C D C7 G i hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease D7 G D7 oh , but the devil’s built a bypass - chopped down all of the trees . C D C D and hey i need a bypass about as much as i need C D G D7 G the armoury show’s entire back catalogue .