Chord Titties And Beer by Frank Zappa

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = frank zappa - titties and beer = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = tabbed by : pecolatto email : petey_poundrater@hotmail . com up and down strokes for every chord Bm Am it was the blackest night! E Am there was no moon in sight! Bm Am you know the stars ain’t shinin’ E Am ’cause the sky’s too tight Bm Am i heard the scary wind! E Am i seen some ugly trees! Bm Am there was a werewolf honkin’ , E Am ’long the side of me! Bm Am E Am i’m mean ’n i’m bad , y’know i ain’t no sissy Bm Am E Am got a big - titty girly by the name of ’chrissy’ Bm Am E Am talkin’ about her ’n my bike ’n me . . . Bm Am E Am E Am ’n this ride up the mountain of my - stery , my - stery Bm , Am , E , Am x2 Bm Am i noticed even the crickets E Am acted weird up here Bm Am and so i figured i might E Am just drink a little beer Bm Am E Am i said , gimme summa that what yer suckin’ on . . . Bm Am but there was no reply E Am ’cause she was gone! Bm Am E Am where’s those titties i like so well , Bm Am ’n’ my goddam beer! E Am Bm Am is what i started to yell , then i heard this noise E Am Bm Am like a crunchin’ twig , ’n up jumped the devil! E Am he’s about this big! Bm Am he had a red suit on E Am an’ a widow’s peak Bm Am an’ then a pointed tail E Am ’n like a sulphur reek , Bm Am yes , it was him awright , E Am i swear i knowed it was! Bm Am he had some human flesh E Am stuck under - neath his claws Bm Am you know , it looked to me E Am like it was titty skin! Bm Am i said , you son - of - A - bitch! E Am ’cause i was mad at him! Bm Am he just got out his floss E Am ’n started cleanin’ his fang Bm Am so i shot him with my shooter , Bm Am Fm said : bang! bang! bang! just downward strokes on this part Bm Am E Fm then the sucker just laughed ’n said : put it away! Bm Am you know , i ate her all up . . . now what you E Fm gonna say? Bm Am you ate my chrissy? E Fm yeah! titties ’n all! Bm Am well what about the beer then? E Fm now , were the cans this tall? Bm Am even her boots? E Fm would i lie to you? Bm Fm shit , you musta been hungry! E Fm yeah , this is true . Bm Am don’t they pay you good for the E Fm stuff that you do? Bm Am E Fm well , you know , i can’t com - plain when the checks come through . . . Bm Am well i want my chrissy , oh yeah? E Fm ’n i want my beer hah! Bm Am so you just barf it back up! E Fm now , devil , do you hear? Bm Am E Fm blow it out your ass , motor - cycle man! Bm Am E Fm i mean , i Am the devil , do you under - stand? Bm Am just what will you give me for your E Fm titties and beer? Bm Am i suppose you noticed this little E Fm contract here . . . Bm Am E Fm yer goddam right , you son - of - A - whore! don’t call me that! Bm Am that’s about the only reason E Fm i learned writin’ for! Bm Am E Fm gimme that paper! bet yer horns i’ll sign! Bm Am E because i need a beer , ’n it’s titty - Fm squeezin’ time! Bm Am E Fm man , you can’t fool me! you ain’t that bad! oh yeah? Bm Am E Fm why you shoulda seen some of the souls that i’ve had! Bm Am E Fm there was milhous nixon ’n agnew too! Bm Am E Fm ’n both of those suckers was worse ’n you! Bm Am E let’s make a deal if you think Fm that’s true Bm Am E i mean , you’re supposed to be the devil so . . . whatcha Fm gonna do? heh? Bm Am E Fm wait a minute . . . a tinge of doubt crosses my mind . . . when you say . . . Bm Am that you want to make a deal with me . . . E Fm that’s very , very true Bm Am E Fm i’m only inte - rested in two things yeah? Bm Am E Fm see if you can guess what they are Bm Am E Fm i would think . . . uh . . . let’s see , maybe stravinsky . . . Bm Am E Fm i’ll give you two clues . let go of your pickle Bm what? Am E Fm let go of your pickle! Bm Am i’m not holding my pickle E Fm Bm well , who’s hold - ing your pickle then? Am E Fm Bm i don’t know . . . she’s out in the audience . . . Am E Fm hey dale , would you like to come up here and hold Bm Am E Fm my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? Bm Am E i’m only interested in two things , and that’s Fm titties and beer Bm Am you know what i mean? E Fm what? increase speed here Bm Am titties and beer E Fm titties and beer Bm Am titties and beer E Fm titties and beer Bm Am titties and beer E Fm titties and beer Bm titties and beer! Am titties and beer! E titties and beer! Fm titties and beer! Bm Am E Fm no! don’t sign it! give me time to think . . . Bm Am E Fm i mean hold on a second boy , ’cause that’s magic ink! up and down strokes again from now on Bm Am and then the devil let go of his pickle E Am Bm and out come my girl , there was her titties Am flop - floppin’ . . . all around the world Bm Am E Am she said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs Bm Am E Am and i’m gonna get ripped , so fxxk , you clowns! Bm Am E Am then she gave us the finger , it was rigid and stiff Bm Am that’s when the devil , he farted E Am and she went right over the cliff! Bm Am E Am the devil was mad , i took off to my pad Bm Am i swear i do de - clare! E Am how did she get back there? do that last part 4 times and thats the song . email me for a request .