Chord Uncle Bernies Farm by Frank Zappa

uncle bernie’s farm the mothers of invention absolutely free 1967 chords tabbed by albin liljestrand pompepung@hotmail . com C i’m dreaming . . . Am there’s a bomb to blow yo mommy up , B G Am a bomb for yo Daddy too! ouch! Am a baby doll that burps ’n pees; B G Am a case of airplane glue! D there’s a hungry plastic troll , to scarf yo buddy’s arm! there’s a box of ugly plastic things marked : D F G "uncle bernie’s farm" Am there’s a little plastic ’congress’ B G Am there’s A ’nation’ you can buy! there’s a doll that looks like mommy B G Am she’ll do anything but cry yes , sir D there’s a doll that looks like Daddy he’s a funny little man . . . push a button ’n ask fo money : D F G there’s a dollar in his hand! check his wallet C7 we gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission! christmas don’t make it no more! F F7 don’tcha know that murder an’ destruction F F7 scream de toys in every store! i think this is sold in new york Am there’s a man who runs the country B G Am there’s a man who tried to think Am and they’re all made out of plastic B G Am when they melt , they start to stink D there’s a book with smiling children , nearly dead with christmas joys and smiling in his office D F G is the creep who makes ’the toys’ C and C7 they got this car , when it hits the wall , you can see the guy dying you got little plastic pools of blood ho - ho - ho - ho - ho i’m dreaming . . . . . . intestines . . . you can see right into his stomach . . . there’s this other thing , i . . . i got bombs , i got rockets , i got A , i got a stillson wrench and comes with a tape recorder . . . i got plastic brass knuckles with sound effects we got A ’39 chevy . . .