Chord Italian Plumber Lawsuit by Woodbox Gang

verse : A D i’ve been watching the news to see what new excuse E A they have for young people , committing violent acts . A now they’ve hit on the truth , its because of all the D E A meanness in the youth and the devils lawyer couldn’t even argue the facts . A i’ve got a friend its such a shame , D he spends his time with the video games E A staring at colored glass , all day A and the plan floats in his brain , D the poor boy’s gone half insane E A and i aim , to make the perpetrators pay . chorus E A he spits fire , and eats flowers D E he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms D E A D i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi A E A i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done . D E A D my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles A E A and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens . verse : well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime , there’s those strategy books piled up like the babylon tower . and he swears on the blood of king koopa , he’ll destroy all those dog - gone goombas , his minds so strung out on that flower power . chorus he spits fire , and eats flowers he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done . my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens . verse well theres all kinds of video games , that are leading this world to shame , and i for one , im not gonna take it well ive got a friend who thinks he’s qbert , and one whos gone wild over frogger , and this one he’ll only play ms pac - man naked . but im mostly concerned about that italian plumber , his princess , and his good for nothin brother , their existence in this world is a disease . but will i do anything about it? i doubt it , i guess we dont need another war with the japanese! chorus he spits fire , and eats flowers he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done . my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens . this is a fun little song from a southern illinois band with a bluegrass/rockabille sound to it . you can find the song itself on youtube . we are all zombies , creatures of habit and routine . the only differecne is we are not undead just yet!