Chord Black Yodel No 7 by Woodbox Gang

band : woodbox gang album : wormwood black yodel no . 7 verse 1 D G D an angel rode the bus home A# C D i believed her wings were broken D G D she asked me the time of day A# C D i asked if she was joking D G D she smiled like a woman A# C D and her tricks were turning D G D i smiled like a baby A# C D and felt my body burning chorus F D la di di da F D yodelayheehoo G D there’s people in me head sayin’ A D yodelaaaaaayheehoo verse 2 she asked how i was doing not expecting me to answer i said fairly well doctors say i killed the cancer its going out of style she inquired about the flavor i said it wasnt mine it was in my next door neighbor verse 3 i scratched my big red nose as the wind blew through my beard if i shave too often my face looks really weird she pulled out her bandana it wasnt dirty or red even though inside held a severed shrunken head verse 4 i stared like a creep into those tiny eyes and then one winked at me as the other began to cry she started laughing and tickling its chin like it was a baby or newborn kitten verse 5 i pulled out my cell phone it melted in my hand she pulled out a bottle and fed the little man i dinged the dinger the bus came to a stop she said thank you sir this is where i get off verse 6 i swallowed my vomit so casual and discreet but the taste of eggs and mushrooms sent it splattered on my feet i ran for the exit the driver hit the breaks i screamed like a woman i didnt say thanks verse 7 i wanted to sneeze then i wanted to shave i wanted to steal her head and put him in a grave im glad her wings are broken i hope they turn to dust i’m gonna learn to drive a car and never take the bus