Chord Alley Cat by Wingnut Dishwashers Union

first tab , but i asked him for the chords so should be correct! G tonight i’m an alley cat yeah , C more afraid of you than you are of me G but if you leave some food out on the porch , C i might stay till there’s nothing left to eat D C i could sit alone in a lunch room in high school D C if i wasn’t sitting alone at a punk show in ashville G G tonight the upper left hand side of my chest C has a hole as big as the one in my pocket G i mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest C but hell , you kiss like a rocket D C i’d be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom D C if i wasn’t A 20 year old virgin that didn’t have a bedroom G