Chord Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

intro G G7 Em Cm G life isn’t quite what i thought it’d be B when i was a kid on voip Em i thought when i’d get older , C Cm i’d marry her . . i told her G but now i’m 26 , work in an office B 9 ’til 5 , not the best , i’ll be honest Em C if i could change a single thing Cm i’d make it me and not him . . chorus C but he’s in your bed , Cm G . . i’m in your twitch chat C i’ve got the key Cm G . . and he’s just a doormat C Cm and even though he’s got social skills G G7 that doesn’t mean i can’t pay the bills C Cm anyway , make the most of him , G cause she moves on B C Cm pretty bloody quick , ooh . . Am your new boyfriend’s an arseh0le wo ! int . G B Em C Cm G B Em C Cm G yeah , i’ve met jared of course i’ve met jared B the one that took you away from me Em you hit it off instantly C Cm i know , cause you won’t stop telling me G i’ve seen his jawline , shoulders and muscles B push against his fashion sense Em i’ve thought about what he looks like nude C Cm G i’m not gay though G B cause she’s living the dream . . Em oh , she’s living the dream . . C Cm from back when we were seventeen G B she’s living the dream . . Em oh , she’s living the dream C Cm from back when we were seventeen G how on earth can i be saved? G when i’m one click away from insane Em i just think that i deserve C Cm a little bit of what i earned G i’m not gonna make another scene B the one i made when i was 23 Em means i’m not C Cm C allowed in disney world chorus C but he’s in your bed , Cm G . . i’m in your twitch chat C i’ve got the key Cm G . . and he’s just a doormat C Cm and even though he’s got social skills G G7 that doesn’t mean i can’t pay the bills C Cm anyway , make the most of him , G cause she moves on B C Cm pretty bloody quick , ooh . . Am Am your new boyfriend’s an arseh0le int . G B Em C Cm G B i think about you everyday . . Em C Cm so how on earth can i be saved . . G B i think about him a lot as well Em C Cm maybe if he wasn’t fine as hell . . G B cause you’re beauty . . and you’re grace Em your telephone calls C Cm are my favorite place G B i want you to notice me Em C Cm with no restraining order please G jason derulo! B i want you to care . . Em C Cm G . . . i want to smell your hair . .