Chord You Dont Love Me Anymore by Weird Al Yankovic

you don’t love me anymore weird al yankovic capo 1st fret C Em we’ve been together for so very long Gm but now things are changing , Dm oh i wonder what’s wrong? Dm G seems you don’t want me around Dm F G the passion is gone and the flames died down C Em i guess i lost a little bit of self - esteem Gm Dm that time that you made it with the whole hockey team Dm G you used to think i was nice Dm F G now you tell all your friends that i’m the antichrist A# F oh , why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? C G that kind of thing is hard to ignore Dm F C got a funny feeling you don’t love me anymore C Em i knew that we were having problems when Gm Dm you put those piranhas in my bathtub again Dm G you’re still the light of my life Dm F G oh darling i’m beggin’ , won’t you put down that knife C Em you know , i even think it’s kinda cute the way Gm Dm you poison my coffee just a little each day Dm G i still remember the way that you laughed Dm F G when you pushed me down the elevator shaft A# F oh , if you don’t mind me asking what’s this poisonous cobra C G doing in my underwear drawer? Dm F C sometimes i get to thinking you don’t love me anymore C Em you slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Gm Dm now my scars are all healing but my heart never will Dm G you set my house on fire Dm F G you pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers C Em oh , you think i’m ugly and you say i’m cheap Gm Dm you shaved off my eyebrows while i was asleep Dm G you drilled a hole in my head Dm F G then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead A# F oh , you know this really isn’t like you at all . C G you never acted this way before Dm F C honey , something tells me you don’t love me anymore Dm F C oh no no , got a funny feeling you don’t love me anymore