Chord Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs by Voltaire

tuning : half - step down D G C F A D D D my granny while on her death bed G D she turned and said to me G A D "why must you view life so morbidly? D D i tried to teach you right G D but somewhere i went wrong G ’cuz you sang those A D death death devil devil evil evil songs" D D when six pallbearers put her down G D and laid her body in the ground G my eyes were wet A D my face was very long D D the pastor said "son here you are G D won’t you please take this guitar G A D sing dearly departed granny one last song" D and i sang death death A devil devil devil devil G D evil evil evil evil songs G D hell you know that’s how i get along D A the world is full of tragedies G D so how can it be wrong? G singing death death death death A D devil devil evil evil songs D G well i was shopping at hot topic D A and i was walking out the store D A when two dumb jocks came up to me G D they said "hey fag it ain’t halloween" G A D and they kicked my lipstick to the floor D and i sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D hell you know that’s how i get along D A the world is full of idiots G D so how can it be wrong? G singing death death death death A D devil devil evil evil songs D G well i went down to church on sunday D A i sat up front in a pew D A the priest said "jesus and mary too , G D son what the devils got into you? D A D get up and sing a hymn or two" D and i sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D hell you know that’s how i get along D A the world is full of hypocrisies G D so how can it be wrong? G singing death death death death A D devil devil evil evil songs D G i was invited to the white house D A the president pulled me aside G A he said "son sing us a song of peace D D for those evil doers in the middle east" G A D i rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme D and i sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D and you know that’s how i get along D A the world is full of w’s G D so how can it be wrong? G singing death death death death A D devil devil evil evil songs D D well then i died and went to hell G D i could tell right away by the awful smell G A D that this was clearly not the pearly gates D D the devil said "come here young man G D my wife and i are your biggest fans" G A D so naturally i felt i had it made D A G well then he reached into an iron chest G A D and he picked a tool that he felt was best D A and then he jabbed me in the shlong G D with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs G A D he turned to me and winked and sang this song D he sang death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D yeah i know that’s how you got along D A i find your song hilarious G D but now your soul’s precarious G singing your death death death death A D devil devil evil evil songs D i’m just kidding kid welcome to hell enjoy the buffet D death death A G D devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G D and you know that’s how we got along D A the world is full of sinners G D so how can it be wrong? G singing death death death death A D devil devil evil evil songs