Chord In Spite Of Ourselves by Viagra Boys

Intro Em D Em Verse 1 G She don't like her eggs all runny G She thinks crossin' her legs is funny C She looks down her nose at money G She gets it on like the Easter Bunny D She's my baby, I'm her honey D Em She's my baby, I'm never gonna let her go Verse 2 G He ain't been laid in a month of Sunday G I caught him once, and he was sniffin' my undies C He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done G Drinks his beer like it's oxygen D He's my baby, and I'm his honey D Em He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go Verse 3 G She thinks all my jokes are corny G Convict movies make her horny C She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs G Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs D She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' D Em She takes a lickin', I'm never gonna let her go Verse 4 G He's got more balls than a big brass monkey G A wacked out weirdo, and a love bug junkie C Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon G Payday comes, and he's a'howlin' at the moon D He's my baby, I don't mean maybe D He's my baby, and I'm his honey D He's my baby, I'm his honey D Em He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go Bridge C In spite of ourselves G We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow D Against all odds D7 G Honey, we're the big door prize C We're gonna spite our noses G Right off of our faces D There won't be nothin' D7 G But big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes Verse 5 D She's my baby, I'm his honey D Em She's my baby, I'm never gonna let you go Outro Em Em Em Em Em Em D Em