Chord Finger Back by Vampire Weekend

C bend my finger back snap Dm wrap it in a paper towel F G break a twig in half and set it straight C hit me with a wood bat Dm F hit me with a canister that’s fired while G the soldiers drive away C bend my finger back snap Dm F G on and on and on and on for days C hit me with a wood bat Dm F hit me like a yankee , like a son of G freedom never as a slave F it’s etiquette , you idiot C spend time behind the line F C show sympathy to la where the sun don’t ever shine F C everybody wants you , but baby you are mine Dm G and baby you’re not anybody’s fool C bless me with a heart attack Dm a real crise cardiaque F G and show me where to find the surgeon’s knife C eviscerate me now hack Dm take me to my punishment F G the punishment i’ve needed all my life C bend my finger snap Dm F G on and on and on and on with strife C listen to my bum rap Dm F G listen to the evidence exonerating me from being right F it’s etiquette , you idiot C spend time behind the line F C show sympathy to la where the sun don’t ever shine F C everybody wants you , but baby you are mine Dm G and baby you’re not anybody’s fool F C i know that i’ve been wicked and the road to hell is wide F C cursed by curiosity that made us go inside F C everyone was charming but they took us for a ride Dm G but baby , you’re not anybody’s fool verses repeat , then bridge/Ending : C sing next year in jerusalem you know - the one at w . 103rd and broadway? cuz this orthodox girl fell in love with the guy at the falafel shop and why not? should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the dome of the rock? C remembrances of holy days in tarrytown and rye F G i don’t wanna live like this but i don’t wanna die C condolences to gentle hearts who couldn’t bear to try F G i don’t wanna live like this but i don’t wanna die