Chord Red Flags by Tom Cardy feat Montaigne

Verse 1 Gm The date started off so well Gm Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life Gm She was perfect from what I could tell Gm How could I not see the danger right in front of me? Pre-Chorus Gm My favorite food is fish Gm Baby, that's my favorite too Gm I love cartoon dogs Gm Baby, I love Scooby Doo Gm Hey girl, what's your favorite film? Gm She said, the best movie of all Gm A masterpiece of art called Chorus Gm Human Centipede Am Human Centipede D I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Gm Human Centipede Am Not ironically D She said, "The costume design was a highlight" Gm I like it for the plot Am Tell me what the plot's about D German doctor sews three people ass to mouth N.C. Cool! Gm Human Centipede Am Please god save me D I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed Verse 2 D Dm She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force" F D I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course" D Dm She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" F Gm Dm I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code Verse 3 Dm Why are you blinking so much? Db I've got something in my eye C Here, let me get it out Bm No thank you, I don't wanna die Bb A Bonjour, sir was blinking at me. Is this because your date is a freak? Ab No A Very good then, bon appétit Bridge Gm F Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag Gm F To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Gm F Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses Bb C Gm My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love Pre-Chorus Gm F You could be my world, the love of my life Gm F One day we'll get married and be husband and wife Gm Am With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams Bb C Only if the wedding is themed Tell me what the theme's gonna be! Chorus Gm Human Centipede Am Human Centipede D That way we could save on the catering bill Gm Human Centipede Am Only one mouth to feed Dm If you are the best man, you know the deal Pucker up Post-Chorus Gm Am I can finally open myself up to love D I can finally sew a mouth to a butt Outro Gm Human Centipede Am7 D Human Centipede