Chord Nothing Ruins Comedy by Tim Minchin

for the D# D#sus4 D# sections , the notes are A# , G# , G but for those who prefer chords , i thought it would be easier to write them up as such . D# D# D#sus4 D# nothing ruins comedy like arenas D# D# D#sus4 D# that is a well established fact D# but your enjoyment is not as important D# D#sus4 D# as my self - esteem is D# my ego’s the only thing you can see clearly from the back Cm A# but i’m quite famous now D# suck my balls Cm A# i’ve sold my tickets , my job is done , D# fxxk you all Cm A# G# D# who cares about quality , this is not about you , this is all about me F G# A# and my tiny little penis , and flogging dvds D#m C# so bring it on , bring it on G# A# fxxk the punters? , bring it on D#m , C# G# A# i Am a rockstar motherfxxker , and i won’t be one for long D#m C# so bring it on , bring it on G# you gotta make hay in the shining sun D#m C# G# A# you gotta rock on the way up , cause the only way to go from here is down Cm A# G# D# but i’m trapped for now , and the fact for now , is there’s no escaping this Cm A# and wearing baseball caps to hide my face , G# D# so the paps? don’t snatch my kids G# Cm Fm Cm all i ever wanted was , to sing my little songs F G# A# D#m but now i’m pregnant in hello mag , and overweight in cosmopoliton C# G# so bring it on , before too long my wife and kids’ll be gone , gone , gone D#m C# G# and i’ll have wanked myself to death in the penthouse suite of the A# can’t hear D#m C# G# so bring it on , bring it on , found the hookers , stop the bombs D#m C# G# A# i Am a rockstar , i’ve got a fxxking orchestra , i can do what i fxxking want Cm A# G# D# i thought fame would make me happy , but she’s a fickle cheap romance F G# G no - one even listens to my lyrics , they just wanna see me dance Cm A# G# all the real stars are hanging in bars Cm A# G# hanging out in bars Cm A# G# all the real stars are hanging out in bars Cm A# Cm hanging out in bars Cm G bars , bars sorry i don’t know all the lyrics .