Chord F Sharp by Tim Minchin

i’ve been having a little problem recently A# A Dm which is quite disturbing musically A# A Dm involving a semi - tonal discrepancy A# A Dm vocally and instrumentally Gm A you see musicians of different varieties A# A Dm prefer playing in particular keys A# A Dm and singers too treat preferentially A# A Dm those notes they tackle more proficiently Gm A now , you , don’t have to be a member of mensa A# A Dm to understand the depth of my dilemma Gm A the two elements of me favour two different keys A# Dm Gm Dm thus the rift between my fingers and my tenor i love nothing more than playing songs in F A# F it warms the very cockles of my heart Gm A the problem is that F can leave me vocally bereft , you see A# F i like playing in F major , but i like singing in . . . E7 A7 F sharp . . . . F sharp . . . . F sharp . . . Dm Dm Dm i refuse to be beholden to my hands A# F i don’t see why my larynx should give in to their demand Gm A i will not be forced to compromise my art A# F so i’ll keep playing in F major , and singing in . . . E7 A7 F sharp . . . F sharp . . . F sharp . . . Dm Dm Dm i’ll keep playing in F major , but i’ll keep singing in F sharp!!!! Gm C7 F