Chord Confessions by Tim Minchin

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | | literaly transcribed it now! | | | | | | enjoy! | | | | matty | | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | 1 . feminism D7 D# F Dm7 i believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night Gm7 Cm7 A# without being afraid for their lives D7 D# F Dm7 i believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body Gm7 Cm7 A# without suffering the judgement of the conservative right D7 D# F and i believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like D7 Gm without being treated like dirt Gm7 D# F and i think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic Dm7 G7 as the measure of a woman’s worth D# Dm Gm Cm F A# i’m ashamed on behalf of my sxx for making women feel like objects F9 A# fxxk i love boobs though , i just really love them F9 A# A#7 fxxk i love boobs though , i just wanna rub them D# Edim7 they’re just so jooby , they make me feel groovy A# G7 i would rather watch boobs than a movie Cm7 F7 A# be doop be doo . i just really like boobs . 2 . poverty altruism i believe people are entitled to basic human rights whether they are rich or their poor i believe a world where no children are starving is a world worth fighting for and i try to remind myself , even when i’m struggling how incredibly lucky i Am and i don’t think it’s ok that the luxuries i crave should come at the expense of my fellow man i’m sure i could give a little more to alleviate the suffering of the poor . fxxk i love boobs though . i just really love them i don’t really mind if i Am behind below or above them . they’re just so jubbly they make me feel lovely i’d rather own boobs than a pub be doop be doop doop doo doo doo i really love boobs . 3 . enviromentalism i believe the that planet we live in is a living organism and we must treat her carefully i don’t think we can assume we can just go on consuming her resources indefinitely . the earth’s not a bottomless pit and we can all do our little bit . fxxk i love boobs though i just really care for ’em they’re equally fun when they’re aged 21 or octogenarian . they’re just so flappy they make me feel happy i’d rather eat boobs than a bap be doop be doo i just really love boobs . D#6 F evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock - like protrusions Dm G7 designed to tempt men in situations when D# F they can’t get a glimpse of your bum D7/F# D7 fine Gm F i find such hypotheses dumb , it’s like the one that says D# F lipstick is for making your lips look more A# F Gm F like the lips of a happy vagina D# Edim7 F since they said that i can’t look my great aunt in the eye D7 Gm F D# why’d they have to say that , oh why? D# F from that first little suck of colostrum Dm7 G to the grope of the the nurse in the old people’s hostel Cm A# D# Edim F we’re just fxxking monkeys in shoes A# Gm D# and i - - - - - E - - - - i F A# Gm will always love boobs D# F A# i will always love boobs