Chord Non Dairy Creamer by Third Eye Blind

Intro E A C#m B x2 Verse 1 E A They call it KFC C#m B Cause its not really chicken E A Hot Cheetos for breakfast C#m B Make a young student sick E And did you ever think A C#m B someone is tricking you? Instrumental E C#m B A Verse 2 E C#m And the guy in the pulpit B A is a bigot and alas E Some kid walks into my C#m B school and opens fire A E C#m Heard any good jokes lately? B A Cause we sure do need them E My punk band is called C#m B A Operation Iraqi Freedom Chorus 1 F#m C#m So what's it gonna be? E Are you real to me? F#m Or are you non A E C#m B A dairy creamer? Verse 3 E C#m B A new love is burning up A E for me Cause one in four C#m American girls has an B A E STD And you can buy C#m yourself some implants B A But you can't buy a soul Verse 4 E That never launched C#m With your chest popped out B A What are you so afraid about? E With your chest popped out C#m B What are you so afraid about? A E What are you so afraid of? C#m B A What are you so afraid of? Chorus 2 F#m C#m So what's it gonna be? E Are you real to me? F#m Or are you non A E C#m B A dairy creamer? Bridge A And two gay guys got B married That brought C#m E the family to its knees A How did they blow B this to smithereens? C#m Just a couple of queens B A How did they do it B I'll tell you now C#m They brought marriage E A to an end And I found B myself some culprits C#m It's two young B A gay Republicans B E Young gay Republicans B Young gay Republicans C#m B Young gay Republicans Chorus 3 F#m C#m So what's it gonna be? E Are you real to me? F#m Or are you non A E dairy creamer? Chorus 4 F#m C#m So what's it gonna be? E Are you real to me? F#m Or are you non A E C#m B A E C#m B A dairy creamer? Outro E C#m B Mission accomplished A E C#m B Mission accomplished A E C#m B Mission accomplished A E C#m B A Mission accomplished E C#m B A x8 then E