Chord Champaign Illinois by Old 97's

G the bottom line’s been snorted C G the bottom card’s been dealt D no one knows like you know right now C G how truly bad it felt G all your life you wasted , oh C G dreamin’ about the day D when worker bees kill off their queen C G and carry all her eggs away chorus C oh , and if you die fearing god G C and painfully employed G D no , you will not go to heaven C G you’ll go to champaign , illinois G up north is chicago C G where booze makes no one blush D memory comes back to you C G in a double bourbon rush G the memories aren’t all bad C G and neither , my friend , are you D there is an argument that there must be some heaven meant C G for hearts that are half true chorus C and if you spend your whole life G C rollin’ horses into troy G D no , you will not go to heaven C G you’ll go to champaign , illinois G D no , you will not go to heaven C G you’ll go to champaign , illinois G roll on blacktop highway C G circles toward the sun D springfield’s in the distance C G and that’s the last big one G after that comes judgment C G and judgment will be swift D you will be eliminated C G but here’s a parting gift chorus C oh , and if you die fearing god G C and painfully employed G D no , you will not go to heaven C G you’ll go to champaign , illinois