Chord One Way Ticket To Fxxkneckville by Nofx

nof xone way ticket to fxxkneckville intro : - C5 - - - C5/A - - - B5/G - - - E5 - - - F5 - - - F5 - - - G5/E - - - - | G5 - C5 - - - C5/A - - - - B5/G - - - Am - - F5 - - - F5 - - - G5/E - - - - - | G5 no chord C C/A no sleep ’til fxxkneckville , B/G Am G it’s kind of funny you may not realize it until C C/A phone call stop , can’t get laid , F G/E G you find out where the parties were some time the next day D F one way ticket to seclusion , now your losin’ D F C C/F C/open D one way ticket to alienation , you’re an inside joke F G is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to C Am make us feel less significant than you F we’re all chippin’ in the purchase you A G G/E G C one way first class ticket outta town repeat intro : - C5 - - - C5/A - - - B5/G - - - E5 - - - F5 - - - F5 - - - G5/E - - - G5 pause C C/A millions sold , a mega star , B/G Am G there’s a million assholes with ten million guitars C C/A enjoy it now , soon it ends , F G/E G suddenly you find yourself without any friends D F C C/E C/open D one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you D F D you’ve been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness F G go ahead keep telling us your fifteen - minute stories about C Am what you had for breakfast then for lunch F G Am we’re all chippin’ for one big humble pie , we’re gonna smash it in your face F G go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert C Am and how your new record’s gonna top the charts F we don’t care ’bout your expenses , G G/E G C we just wanna have a laugh at your expense outro : C - - - C/A - - - B/G - - - E - - - F - - - F - - - G/E - - - G chord definitions : B/G C/open D C/E C/A E - - - x E - - - x - | B - - - x B - - - x - | G - - - x G - - - x - | D - - - 2 D - - - 7 - | A - - - 3 A - - - 3 - | E - - - x E - - - x - | C/F G/E E - - - x E - - - x - | B - - - x B - - - x - | G - - - x G - - - x - | D - - - 3 D - - - x - | A - - - 3 A - - - 7 - | E - - - x E - - - 3 - |