Chord Monday Zombie Blues by Nice Peter

pretty sure it’s right . . . enjoy! one , two , three , bieber . G Dm 4x G well , i hang my head Dm G Dm as i hobble around , G snacking on brains Dm G Dm in this lonley town , G ’cause i ate my family Dm G Dm and i chewed my friends . . . G yeah , i ain’t gonna die , F A G but i’ll never feel alive again . G Dm 6x G F A G 1x G Dm 4x G F A G 1x G Dm 4x G F A G 1x zombie rap , let’s go! life’s tough , man , it;s damn mean . . . i can’t use my pantene pro - v on my hair or my hand cream , because my hands got gangrene . i’ve got cramps in my limbs and phalanges . those are fingers you dumbdumb , i’m angry! ’cause my life is a walking nightmare , i’ve got 99 problems and 14 are banshees! hamburger sized black moles , my canker sores look like black holes , my sack tends to dangle and shrivel and fall off , my skin’s like a singed pterodactyl’s . but . . . i’ve still got my baby; she’s got rabies . i love her . she’s crazy . my baby eats babies and ladies . . . who snack on fresh babies make great zombie ladies! repeat chorus aww - break it down! G mute mute mute 4x G yeah , i ain’t gonna die , F A G Dm but i’ll never feel alive again . G said , i ain’t gonna die , F A G Dm but i’ll never feel alive again . woo - hoo , G aww , i ain’t gonna die , F A G Dm but i’ll never feel alive again . G yes , i ain’t gonna die , F A G Dm but i’ll never feel alive again . mmm . . . babies . . . G fade out