Chord Houseguest by Mountain Goats

E mailman came while you were out C#m D i was sleeping at your house E C#m D letter from your lover with an ottawa address E filled the shower up with steam C#m D find out what you mean to him E before i hand it over C#m A i’ll push the flap back down and press B C F# A yes , i’ll leave everything the way i found it E A E i’ll bet i’m the best houseguest A E A E houseguest you ever had E A E i’ll bet i’m the best houseguest A E A E G#m houseguest you ever had A i never leave my socks around G#m A i always keep the tv down F#m x2 F x2 E C#m A A and when i leave , i never leave a mess we were resting on the couch there was nothing much to watch other than my manners and your waning graciousness i eased your thumb off the remote placed my palms against your throats the heat in here’s infernal and so’s that entry in your journal yeah , it changed everything the day i found it i bet i’m the best houseguest houseguest you ever had E A E i’ll bet i’m the best houseguest A E A E G#m houseguest you ever had F#m E B i’ve done things in your room C#m7 you’d be ashamed to accuse me of F#m E B it’s just a tendency i have when certain people G C refuse me love G C refuse me love G C refuse me love G you refuse F# i accuse E A E A E G#m B C F# A A yes , and i leave everything the way i found it