Chord Mike Carey - Seamus Just Wants To Be Famous by Misc Unsigned Bands

intro G , Em , C , D no capo G oh , i want to write a song , not too short , not too long , Em i’ll get respect from all the lads , who’s your man , he’s not bad C i need not wait too long , i’ll write song after song , D once it’ll be me on mtv , doing a duet with elton john G i’ll become so big and famous , i’ll change me name to seamus , Em be the coolest of the paddy’s , who’s your feckin Daddy C the girls in the crowd , screaming really loud , D "oh seamus you’re the best , will you sign me massive chest?" G well i’m sorry maiden michelle , i’m a pure professional Em i won’t have antics in me trailer , so treat me like a sailor C "but what about your shows , at every one we have been?" , D once D i’m sorry girls it’s not my fault but you’re only 15 G oh i won’t walk down the street cause i’ll be up the fucking walls Em everyone will want a kiss , and sure grab or rub me balls , C i’ll be hyper , hyper , hyper , i will not shleep at night D once ashtounded by the fact that i can even sell my shite slower G but sometimes i think to myself , "ar i’d be better off just being me" C D and play my songs for my friends on the sofa side of mtv C D oh i think of spirituality , hymns and going to mass , C D but you know i’d trade it all , for rock n roll , so i could hire a guy to wipe my ass G oh there’s one thing i won’t do , if i make it really big , Em i won’t end up like shnoopy dogg with fucking pig tails and a shmig , C and all your songs are cat , the lads think you’re a twat , D once and why if you can see us do you insist on asking "where are y’all at?" G i mean your grammar is atrocious , it should be "where are ye?" Em once sure the only youghal that we know , is a cork town by the see C and if we started hanging out , down in youghal or anything , D i’d catch you by the pigtails , swing you round and fuck you in , G stop playing now , and in me videos , i’d bust a move , or grab me crotch Em once and where you’d be off saying "bitch" , i’d be saying "biatch" C i’m driving in me flashy car , the girlies all along side me , D oh fuckin hell there’s snoop , if i duck down will you hide me? and he sang , G Em "seamus , he just want’s to be famous" C D he’s about 13 new women on the go G Em seamus he just wants to be famous C D and he’ll keep his eye on that goal spoken - now for the high bit , go on seamus G Em laaaa , la la la la la laaaa C la la la la la laaaa D la la la la la laaaa D spoken - and he sang it again , even though the crowd we’re shouting at him , and telling him to fuck off , he sang . . G Em laaaa , la la la la la laaaa C la la la la la laaaa D la la la la la laaaa D spoken - and at this stage the auditorium was empty , it was just some fella sweeping up auld litter down the back and he still going , and he said . . G Em laaaa , la la la la la laaaa C la la la la la laaaa D stop playing la la la la la laaaa then someone came up and plugged him out!