Chord Cthulhu Pie by Misc

cthulhu pie lyrics by r/Freekill based on american pie chords by r/spidyfan21 based on other chords r/spidyfan21 also made a few lyrical changes verse G D Em7 a long , long time ago Am C Em D i can still remember those berries in the grocery aisle G D Em7 and i knew right then at first glance Am C Em C D that i could make a pie perchance and maybe it would have a little smile Em Am Em Am but the result , it made me shiver as i removed it after dinner C G Am C D bad news on the stove top , my breathing came to a stop G D Em Am7 D i can’t remember if i cried when i looked into its evil eyes G D Em something touched me deep inside C D7 G C G the day i baked that pie chorus G C G D so bye bye scary cthulhu pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why G C G D your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die verse G Am did you come here to make me flee , C Am Em D and were you sent by the devil to me , will the bible tell me so? G D Em did you come here to devour my soul , Am7 C Em A7 D and will locusts fly out of your berry holes . i had to back away real slow! Em D Em D well , i know that youre an evil dessert and i’m not sure i can get away unhurt C G A7 C D7 i figured what have i got to lose , it was time for me to choose . G D Em Am C i was a lonely teenage pastry cook with a soul that heaven had forsook G D Em so i knew that it was time to book C D7 G the day i baked that pie . C G i started screaming chorus G C G D so bye bye scary cthulhu pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why G C G D your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die verse G Am now for ten years i’ve been on my own C Am Em D but the pie still haunts me when i’m all alone but thats not how it should be . G D Em when i grabbed my things , and i ran away Am7 C Em A7 D the pie spoke to me in an ominous way with a voice that came from you and me Em D Em D oh , and while i thought i was safe and sound , the pie’s power grew by leaps and bounds . C G A7 C D7 humanity was enslaved; no one could be saved . G D Em Am C and while all i wanted was a tasty treat , the pie took over the world’s elite , G D Em and we were forced to make a hasty retreat , C D7 G the day i baked that pie . C G we were scream’n chorus G C G D so bye bye scary cthulhu pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why G C G D your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die verse G Am helter skelter the hell fires made us swelter . C Am Em D the survivors hid in a fallout shelter , but our supplies weren’t going to last . G D Em it was time to strike , to save our lives . Am7 C before the pie lead to our demise , Em A7 D so we came up with a plan really fast . Em D now an evil mist was everywhere Em D and cthulhu’s minions reaped death and despair C G A7 C D7 we only had one chance , we had to make our stance! G D Em the pie it tried to make us scream Am C so we found a freezer full of vanilla ice cream G D Em and we filled a truck to the extreme C D7 G the day i baked that pie C G we started scream’n chorus G C G D so bye bye scary cthulhu pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why G C G D your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die verse G Am oh , and there we were all in one place , C Am Em D the cthulhu pie had given us chase but there was no time left to run and hide . G D Em Am7 C so come on : jack be nimble , jack be quick! our plan was crazy , and our implementation drastic Em A7 D but we lured the pie into an ice cream landslide Em D Em D oh , and as i watched it shout with rage my hands clenched a spoon , ready to engage . C G A7 C D7 the pie was born in hell but we broke that satans spell . G D Em Am C and as we devoured its tasty crust and enjoyed the ice cream in a fit of lust G D Em i saw cthulhu laughing with disgust C D7 G the day i baked that pie C G he started singing chorus G C G D so bye bye scary cthulhu pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why G C G D your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die verse G D Em now , 100 years have come and gone Am C and the cthulhu pie is legend and song Em D and that’s the way it stayed for a while . G D Em until , a girl went to the grocery store Am C where i had gone years before , Em C D and she baked apples in a crust , and gave it a smile . Em Am and in the streets : the children screamed , Em Am the lovers cried , and the poets blasphemed . C G Am the evil had returned; C D all of humanity burned . G D Em Am7 C D7 and the three men i admire most , the father , son , and the holy ghost G D Em Am7 D7 G they caught the last train for the coast the she baked that pie D7 and they were singing . . . chorus G C G D so bye bye scary cthulhu pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why G C G D your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die