Chord Trust Funds by Michael Aldag

Intro G C Em D Verse 1 G I've got a lover C She lives in the suburbs Em Eats trust funds for supper D G Got a Range for her birthday And a Beamer C Seen them on Insta Em Had to laugh at the picture D G C 'Cause she can't even drive yet Verse 2 G She's got a brother C He took a gap-year Em To Papua New Guinea D G Says he's found himself spiritually I'd like to slap him C Just to see what happens Em I'm not gonna chance it D G C He's paying all my uni fees Verse 3 G As for the father C He's never home much Em Wife's on her lonesome D G Cozy with the tеnnis coach C But the cash papers the cracks Em And I don't likе to ask D G C Em D No, I don't like to get involved Verse 4 G I've got a lover C Not much in common Em She talks about nothing D G She's driving me around the bend "Listen, darling C I'm so not bothered Em Which dress you're gonna D G C Em D Wear to town this weekend" Verse 5 G C When I call her up at night Em All of her problems I can't relate to D G And I get to thinking, "Well, why the hell am I with you?" C Em Then I think of all my friends out stacking shelves and I realise D G C "Oh, yeah, no one pays as well as you do" Outro Em Then I fall back in love with you D G And the emptiness inside subsides C Em As we pull up to your gated residential D G And you're inviting me inside C Em And you ask me what I'd like to do D G And I say, "Darling, I don't mind" C Em And you ask me what I'd like for supper D G And I say, "Trust funds will be just fine"