Chord Tip That Waitress by Loudon Wainwright Iii

i took this tab from ttabs - - i thought ultimate guitar could use more lw3 tabs from : jazzman401@aol . com tip that waitress loudon wainwright iii C she’s been on her feet nearly half the damn night Am bringing you beverage and your late night bite F she remains cheerful when you’re nasty and tight G makes change for a fifty in dim candlelight . C ignoring your groping hoping you might Am F G come across with a tip and sympathize with her plight . C tip that waitress . shes getting her masters supporting her mom amidst the confusion she remains cool and calm she knows exits in case of a fire or bomb she knows all the words to the 23rd psalm she handles her tray with panache and aplomb her brothers a quaker , her dad was in naa - aaa - aaa - aam tip that waitress . bridge 1 Em tip that waitress , C she’s been waiting on you . Em skip the small change , G slap down a dollar or two . her arches are aching , her lower backs shot her varicose vein hurts like hell when its hot her uniform’s too tight , tasteful its not she knows the specials and they are not a lot . the cook is on qualudes the bus boy deals pot if she had a real job she’d quit on the spot so tip that waitress . this plea for gratuity’s gone on way too long , theres a time and a place where them things belong the stage ain’t a soap box , this is only a song , to dwell on the matter much more would be wrong . and people get by , she’ll get along but i think she gets off when i come on stro - - ooo - ooo - ong so tip that waitress . bridge 2 tip that waitress , she’s been waiting on you . skip the small change , slap down a fiver or two . she’s been on her feet nearly half the damn night bringing you beverage and your late night bite she remains cheerful when you’re nasty and tight makes change for a fifty in dim candlelight . ignoring your groping hoping you might come across with a tip and sympathize with her plight . tip that waitress .