Chord Fuck You For Missing My Birthday by Lizzy McAlpine

Verse 1 D I've been waiting since ten o'clock A But you're always late G So I shouldn't be surprised at all A Maybe next time you'll show up to my party D Too many cars in the driveway A If you came right now G You wouldn't have a place to park anyway A Maybe next time you'll show up at nine-thirty Pre-Chorus Bm A It's a special occasion G# I thought you knew G Everyone showed up A But you Chorus D Fuck you for missing my birthday A Fuck you for making me cry G Now my makeup's ruined A And I really tried D Fuck you for calling the next day A To ask about last night G And how’d I end up telling ya I puked in the azaleas A And Mike lit the curtains on fire Outro E You’re a jerk and you know it G But maybe next time A D You’ll be on time