Chord Betty And Me by Jonathan Coulton

chords : A x02220 G 320033 D xx0232 E 022100 C x32010 F#m xx4222 aaug6/F xx3222 A6/F xx2222 D#m7b5 xx1222 Bm x24432 E6 022120 E7 022130 F#m full 244222 B7 x21202 intro : | A | G D | A | A | verse 1 A G i guess i was skeptical when i first met dr . martin A he said we could build a baby out of dna D and although it was expensive it was legal in the states A G D A where it wasn’t banned E D C it was betty who suggested we cut out the parts of me A G D A that she can’t stand pre - chorus 1 F#m aaug6/F A6/E D#m7b5 so we made an appointment and betty went alone F#m aaug6/F A6/E D#m7b5 they worked out the details and then called me on the phone Bm E E6 E7 to say congratulations dad chorus A E D A now things are getting better for betty and me A E D A F#m we’re making us a baby that’s just like me only better B7 F#m and betty says he’ll be taller B7 F#m and betty says he’ll be smarter B7 D E and betty says that our baby will be better than me verse 2 A G betty was pretty firm about our baby being human A i said we should give him wings and nice prehensile tail D A G D A he could travel with the circus making money , making friends with clowns E D C A G D A betty said that’s stupid and for god’s sake would you turn that tv down? pre - chorus 2 F#m aaug6/F A6/E D#m7b5 now i’ve seen betty happy , but she’s never been like this F#m aug6/F A6/E D#m7b5 she glows like someone’s girlfriend in the middle of a kiss Bm E E6 E7 and i’m excited too chorus A E D A now things are getting better for betty and me A E D A F#m we’re making us a baby that’s just like me only better B7 F#m and betty says he’ll be taller B7 F#m and betty says he’ll be smarter B7 D E and betty says that our baby will be better than me bridge C A and the love inside me thunders like a storm C A and i hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm C D i hope the nutritive solution that they’re feeding him E doesn’t make him fat verse 3 A G betty’s been spending lots of time out late with dr . martin A she says that they’re working on the baby every night D A G D A and dr . martin brings her presents like new underwear and a bottle of wine E D C A G D A i’ll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine pre - chorus 3 F#m aaug6/F A6/E D#m7b5 he might have my moustache or my freckles or my eyes F#m aaug6/F A6/E D#m7b5 betty says it’s better if we keep it a surprise Bm E E6 E7 i hope i find out soon final chorus A E D A now things are getting better for betty and me A E D A F#m we’re making us a baby that’s just like me only better B7 F#m and betty says he’ll be taller B7 F#m and betty says he’ll be smarter B7 D E and betty says that our baby will be better than D E baby will be better than D E A G D A baby will be better than me .