Chord Fk Everything by Jon Lajoie

basically just an Am F E progression . the song doesn’t actually have guitar in , but it can be played on one yo . all the rappers claim to not give a fxxk . well step aside bitches , cause i give the lowest amount of fxxk humanly possible . what?! Am i don’t a give a fxxk . . . about anything , fxxk everyone and fxxk everything , what i don’t give a fxxk . . . F E i literally don’t give a fxxk about anything Am i don’t give a fxxk about motherfxxkin’ anything people care about shit , i say fxxk everything F fxxk you , fxxk me , fxxk the sky , fxxk trees , fxxk the sun E i don’t need heat or vitamin d! Am and fxxk toasters . i don’t need to cook my bread and fxxk coasters . i use a little plate instead and fxxk roosters . with their useless cockadoodledoo F E we invented the alarm clocks . we no longer need you Am don’t give a fxxk about chairs . i prefer to stand and fxxk air conditioners - i got a ceiling fan and fxxk the the movie the fan , staring westly snipes F E demolition man’s the only snipes movie i like Am and fxxk liking shit . i don’t even like the stuff that i like don’t give a fxxk about not liking all the shit i don’t like like tissues . fxxk them! i blow my nose on the couch F E and fxxk my nostrils and my sense of smell i breathe through my mouth Am don’t give a fxxk about seeing bitch , fxxk my eyes fxxk physical perception yo , i’d rather be blind fxxk time , seconds are too short and minutes are a joke F E and hours are way too long , they should be half an hour at most and fxxk coasts , who gives a fxxk about where water meets land and fxxk boats , just because you float you think you’re so fxxking bad and fxxk jokes , i don’t need to be funny all the time F E my dog has a tumor and he’s probably gonna die , but . . . chorus - Am F E Am walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup the girl says "small , medium , large?" i say "bitch i don’t give a fxxk" she said "i can’t process your order if you don’t pick a size" F E i said "fine , i’ll take a large , but i still don’t give a fxxk , alright?" etcetera etcetera , the lyrics are all below , but the chord rhythm is exactly the same . don’t give a fxxk about beverage size options motherfxxker and i don’t give a fxxk about liquids either they’re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place like human semen when i get it all over my face i’m not gay , i just don’t give a fxxk about straight se xand fxxk my dick , i’ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead . fxxk biological functions , fxxk the human body i prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote i call myself batyodie and i fight crime at night i know its similar to batman but motherfxxk copyright i plagiarize all the time , i do it everyday cause i’m on the right track baby , i was born this way and fxxk birth , entering the world of space & time is a bitch searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick is it deterministic or Am i free to choose my way did i choose to not give a fxxk about ice cube trays if i want ice i’ll go to the fxxking corner store and buy a bag filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfxxking drag you know what? fxxk the word fxxk , i don’t need to use it i’ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus i don’t a give a chainsaw . . . about anything , chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything , what i don’t give a chainsaw . . . i literally don’t give a chainsaw about anything if there was a contest to see who doesn’t give a fxxk the most i wouldn’t win cause i don’t give a fxxk about winning yo i don’t even give a fxxk about not giving a fxxk , so i do give a fxxk . . . wait , what? i give a fxxk . . . about everything , i love everyone and care about everything i give a fxxk . . . i literally care about every motherfxxking thing enjoy , great song! peace camdogg