Chord This Machine Pwns N00bs by Hank Green

this is a song that hank green , one half of the "vlogbrothers" , wrote while he was on his "this machine pwns n00bs tour" to go out promote his album "this machine pwns n00bs" , and he does this by playing his signature acoustic guitar with the words , what else , "this machine pwns n00bs" on the body . it’s a song about this nerdy folky musician and his journey on the road . it’s really a catchy tune and it will more than likely get stuck in your head for some time . if you have any problems with the timing and hanks spazztic strumming patterns , just listen to the song or watch his youtube video at : after you have made your final judgement on the tab , please rate and/or leave a comment . standard tuning capo 3rd fret intro : C strum down once verse 1 : C Fmaj7 C well i don’t want to be a big star C famj7 C and i’ve never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far G Fmaj7 but i do like to play on this guitar G Fmaj7 and write these stupid songs in rental cars verse 2 : C Fmaj7 C now i’m headin’ to los angeles G C and i can’t stop though i really gotta piss Fmaj7 C ’cause i’m late for the show gotta go , gotta go G C put the pedal top the metal and i’m burnin’ up the road pre - chorus 1 : G Fmaj7 and i get there with five minutes to spare G Fmaj7 and the people there don’t seem to care C Fmaj7 G and i strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose C Fmaj7 G i hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs chorus : C Fmaj7 i’t like a hedgehog with a flat can C fma7 and a star for mario C Fmaj7 or the big dot in pac - man C Fmaj7 or the konami code and it makes me feel invincible when i’m up there on that stage C the final boss has been destroyed long - distance or close - range G it’s like a super sniping shotgun and it’s body armor too and i hope everyone agrees Fmaj7 G that this machine pwns n00bs verse 3 : C Fmaj7 C i just finished my show in phoenix a z G C god damnit if i didn’t lose my keys Fmaj7 C and the nerd fighters there all wanna hang out G C and go to yogurt land and in - n - out pre - chorus 2 : G Fmaj7 but we have to wait there on the sidewalk G Fmaj7 eating pizza with first officer spock C Fmaj7 G and now that they’ve been introduced C Fmaj7 G i hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs chorus : C Fmaj7 i’t like a hedgehog with a flat can C fma7 and a star for mario C Fmaj7 or the big dot in pac - man C Fmaj7 or the konami code and it makes me feel invincible when i’m up there on that stage C the level boss has been destroyed long - distance or close - range G it’s like a super sniping shotgun and it’s body armor too and i hope everyone agrees Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 C that this machine pwns n00bs___________ and that should be that for this machine pwns n00bs by the always funny and proud to be nerdy hank green . and remember , when you’ve made your final judgement on the tab , please rate and/or leave a comment . and feel free to stop by my profile and check out some of my other tabs as well . and feel free to join my "ugs online music debate" group where you get to argue and debate with other ug users about anything music . - i hope you enjoy; my little droogies .