Chord Crime Dramas Suck by Hank Green

this is exactly how hank plays it . it’s pretty simple . intro : C G C G C verse 1 : C G there’s a place where you don’t wanna be C G where people die constantly C G and they never die in normal ways C G it’s preposterous but still cliche bridge 1 : C G when your drug dealer’s aunt kills your mom in a duel C nc by chopping off her head with a scythe in a pool D well they’re not saying it makes sense E they’re just interpreting the evidence chorus : C G this is the plot to every television crime show C C G from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store C G the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes C nc will come back because you know he did it C G i don’t think they’re trying anymore C and i’m getting bored verse 2 : C G there was semen all over the crime scene C G so they use the super - fancy semen testing machine C G and the dna database gets a hit C G but it looks like he might still get away with it bridge 2 : C G but the final piece of evidence C C totally stumps the bad guy’s defense D and he breaks down in front of everyone E and tells them exactly how it was done chorus : C G this is the plot to every television crime show C C G from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store C G the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes C nc will come back because you know he did it C G i don’t think they’re trying anymore C and i’m getting bored interlude : C verse 3 : C G by the middle of the first season C G murder is eclipsed by sxxual tension C G and i guess that probably happens a lot C G since crime - solving people are always so hot bridge 3 : C G but then a serial killer kidnaps the girl C C and they promise to save her if it costs them the world D and they find her two seconds before she dies E and they hug and they laugh and they screw and they cry chorus : C G this is the plot to every television crime show C C G from csi to columbo and i think you know what’s in store C G the guy we met in the first fifteen minutes C nc will come back because you know he did it C G i don’t think they’re trying anymore C and i’m getting bored * end on C * that was a one - taker . . . take one - r . . . one . . . one - i - fier . . . comment and rate!