Chord You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute by Flight Of The Conchords

this is played in a reggae style and ends with eugene playing a steel drum solo . Am Em Dm E7 ooohooooh Am Em its a cold night , beneath the street light , theres a man whose pants are too tight . Dm E7 oh no , his pants are too tight . my pants are too tight . Am Em he stands there , and empty stare , trying to make enough money for his cab fare home . Dm E7 he’ll have to walk home tonight . don’t have enough for the ride . Am Em the streets are cruel , he tries to act cool , he goes to work with only his work tool . Dm E7 you can put away your tool , jermaine . chorus C G F you don’t have to be , a prostitute . G no no no no no C G F G you can say no , to being a man hoe . a male gigolo . C G F you don’t have to be , a prostitute . G no no no no no C G F G you can say no to being a night looker , boy hooker , rent - boy , bro , hoe . C G F he can not see his way out . G i can not see my way out . C G F he can’t see his way out . G male prostitution seems to be my only option . C G F he can’t see his way out G i cannot see my way out . C G F he can’t see his way out . G no , no , no , no , no . verse Am Em he sends cheep thrills , to pay expensive bills , but check your resume , you must have some other skills Dm E7 do you have any other skills? like typing? Am Em they see him , want him to please them , want him to play them , but they don’t even pay him . Dm E7 oh no , they don’t think he’s worth it at all . Am Em don’t think i know when , he tries to bring them home , maybe that would be a way if he lived alone . Dm E7 oh , you have a roommate jemaine , don’t bring them home . chorus C G F you don’t have to be , a prostitute . G no no no no no C G F G you can say no , to being a man hoe . a male jigalo . C G F you don’t have to be , a prostitute . G no no no no no C G F G you can say no to being a night looker , boy hooker , a rent - boy , bro , hoe .