Chord Perfect Crime 1 by Decemberists

verse 1 n . C . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4! i got a gun , i got a girl i got a bullet - proof plan to pull A the perfect crime D i got the perfect crime verse 2 i got a warehouse down at the docks i got fifteen precincts of cops bought A the perfect crime D i got the perfect crime chorus G you got to get your clock locked D get your stopwatch synchronized G D you got to get it so you cant put a pin through your alibi A to pull the perfect crime D to pull the perfect crime A D ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba verse 3 D i got a guy bought on the inside i got a night guard gagged and hog - tied A the perfect crime D this is the perfect crime verse 4 i got a brain , i got a brawn i got all the proper papers for the gendarmes A the perfect crime D cest C the perfect crime chorus G i got the mob boss bought D i got a letter from the dea G i got a mock - up of the lockup D where they stock up on their pocket change A to pull the perfect crime D this is the perfect crime A D ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba A D ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba D over solo verse 5 D we hit a snag when we tripped the alarm A because the dock side spics had been tipped off in time D to this perfect crime verse 6 called out the dogs , called out the cops i caught the deputy ops A in a cold cock . i will do time D for this perfect crime G D so we ran around town with the cops snapping on our tails G D because wed rather brave death then a fist - fxxk in county jail A just for the perfect crime for the perfect crime D this is the perfect crime A D ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba A D ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba D over long outro