Chord Irony by Christopher

Capo: 3rd fret Intro x2 Bm A G D Verse 1 Bm A I'm still smoking 'cause I read somewhere G D If I quit before I'm twenty-six Bm A I'll be fine so I'm lying to myself G D While I light another cigarette Bm A I'm addicted to my phone G D Getting anxious every time that it's out of reach Bm A I lie awake, screen right up in my face G D And I wonder why I can't sleep Chorus 1 Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Verse 2 Bm A I saw these awful things in a documentary G D Decided I would stop eating meat Bm A To save the planet 'til I was like "damn it" G D I didn't even last a week Bm A So pretty perfect on the surface, but the truth is G D I don't wanna be that guy Bm A But I got a script, better stick to it G D My label's telling me I gotta lie Chorus 2 Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bm A And nobody's perfect under the surface G D They'll never see that side of me Bm A F#m G D Dsus4 D Oh, can't you see the irony? Verse 3 Bm A I just got a new tattoo, I'm embarrassed G D 'Cause I didn't even tell my own mom Bm A So every time I'm home visiting my parents G D I always keep my sweater on Bm A I don't care if it's the truth or not G D All I care about is gettin' likes Bm A Reading the comments like everybody's honest G D While they're cheering for my fake life Chorus 2 Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bm A G D Dsus4 D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bm A And nobody's perfect under the surface G D They'll never see that side of me Bm A F#m G D Dsus4 D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bridge Bm A 'Cause I'm only human after all G D Put a filter on and it make it look natural Bm A 'Cause I'm only human after all G D Put a filter on and it make it look natural Bm A G D Can't you see the irony? Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Chorus 3 Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bm A G D Oh, can't you see the irony? Bm A And nobody's perfect under the surface G D But everybody's tryna be Bm A F#m G D Dsus4 D Can't you see the irony? Outro Bm A F#m G D Oh, can't you see the irony?