Chord No Hablo Ingles Acoustic by Bowling For Soup

my first contribution . . . . so be gentle with me!! ai - ai - ai - ai - ai! you - you - you - you - you! uno! dos! tres! quatro! A F#m E D A F#m my teacher asked me where my homework was and that’s when i told her E D "no hablo ingles" A F#m E D A policeman caught me doing ninety and that’s when he pulled me over E D "no hablo ingles" A F#m E D A F#m a hippie with a tambourine asking me if i could spare a dollar E D "no hablo ingles" A F#m E D A F#m some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar E D "no hablo ingles" G one! when i’m not feeling it! D two! when someone’s full of shit! A three! D A when i get cut off at the ba - A - A - A - ar! G to make a getaway D it’s all you’ve gotta say! E quatro! sinco! seis! A "no hablo ingles!" F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" A F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" A F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" hey! hey! hey! A F#m E D A F#m my nephew asked me if i’d take him to the jonas brothers movie E D "no hablo ingles" A F#m E D A F#m walking my dog i saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie E D "no hablo ingles" A F#m E D A F#m my mama gets mad ’cause i never call my dad on his birthday E D "no hablo ingles" a guy walks up and says "doda esta casel de pepe" one! G so many different uses! two! A you don’t need no excuses! three! D A D it’s as easy as the third gra - A - A - A - ade! G the perfect getaway! D it’s all you’ve gotta say! E quatro! sinco! seis! "no hablo ingles!" A "no hablo ingles!" F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" A F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" A F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" - - - spanish bit - - - - alternate E & F without barring did you brush your teeth! ? no hablo ingles! where’d you leave your pants! ? no hablo ingles! did you feed the fish! ? no hablo ingles! do you like my band! ? . . . wait , don’t answer that A "no hablo ingles!" F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" A F#m E D "no hablo ingles!" A F#m E D "no hablo ingles!"