Chord Happy Holidays You Bastard by Blink-182

happy holidays you bastard key : B tuning : standard eadgbe chords used : B - x24442 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 verse 1 : B it’s christmas eve and i’ve F# only wrapped two fxxking presents B christmas eve and i’ve only F# wrapped two fxxking presents G#m and i hate hate hate your guts E i hate hate hate your guts B F# E and i’ll never talk to you again unless your dad will suck me off B F# E i’ll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E i’ll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock B F# E i’ll never talk to you again F# i’ll never talk to you again verse 2 : B it’s labor day and my grandpa F# just ate seven fxxking hotdogs B labor day and my grandpa F# just ate seven fxxking hotdogs G#m and he shit shit shits his pants E he’s always fxxking shitting his pants B F# E and i’ll never talk to you again unless your dad will suck me off B F# E i’ll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E i’ll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock B F# E i’ll never talk to you again F# B B hold i’ll never talk to you again