Chord Never Do Anything by Barenaked Ladies

from bnl’s 2000 album "maroon" . - standard tuning - - no capo - the chords are played as follows : Gm7/C : x33333 G : 320033 G/F# : 2x0033 Em7 : 020033 Cadd9 : x32033 G/A : x00033 G/B : x20033 C2 : x30033 C : x32010 Am : x02210 B7/F# : 224242 Em : 022000 Em/F# : 2x2000 Em/G : 3x2000 B7 : x21202 D/F# : 2x023 x intro Gm7/C verse 1 G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 wiped out down the stairs G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 i’ll bet you there’s a song in there G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 i’m not sure i’m prepared to write it down G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 that guy should be me G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 i’d look much better on t . v . G G/F# Em7 then the world would see Cadd9 that i can do anything chorus G G/A i can be that G/B but soon you’ll see that C2 i will never do anything Gm7/C x7 , palm mute after each one verse 2 let’s play tic tac toe i’ll play x , you can be the o . thoughts of turning pro have crossed my mind i could make a mint fill my pockets with more than lint i’ll give you a hint it involves the "internet" chorus x2 i can be that but soon you’ll see that i will never do anything bridge 1 C G/B Am B7/F# Em Em/F# Em/G Em/F# don’t write me off as an also ran C G/B Am B7 G just mark me down as an angry man G/F# Em7 got a big chip , you want a fat lip? C1 how ’bout a mouthful of chiclets? C G/B Am B7/F# Em Em/F# Em/G Em/F# life passed me by , but it’s not my fault C G/B Am B7 G i’ll lick my wounds , could you pass the salt? chorus x2 i can be that , but soon you’ll see that i will never do anything Gm7/C x7 , palm mute after each one instrumental Gm7/C bridge 2 Gm7/C awwwwwww , if i were the king all my subjects they would dance and sing they could kiss my ring G G/B C2 and kiss my ass G D/F# Em Cadd9 when i’m old and grey G D/F# Em Cadd9 i’ll look back on my life and say G D/F# Em "give me one more day , Cadd9 and i’ll still never do anything . " chorus x4 i can be that but soon you’ll see that i will never do anything end on G