Chord If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

capo on 2g , D , C x4 verse : G D C G if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C G i’d buy you a house i would buy you a house G D C G if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C i’d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an G ottoman G D C G and if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C G well , i’d buy you a k - car a nice reliant automobile G D C D if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love chorus : C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , i’d build a tree fort in our yard C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , you could help , it wouldn’t be that hard C D G if i had a million dollars Em strum these chords once C maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere D you know , we could just go up there and hang out break talking part : G , D , C same strumming pattern as intro and verses like open the fridge and stuff there would already be laid out foods for us like little pre - wrapped sausages and things they have pre - wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre - wrapped bacon well , can you blame ’em uh , yeah verse : G D C G if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C G well , i’d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that’s cruel G D C G and if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C G well , i’d buy you an exotic pet yep , like a llama or an emu G D C G and if i had a million dollars if i had A a million dollars G D C well , i’d buy you john merrick’s remains ooh , all them crazy elephant G bones G D C D and if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love chorus : C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , we wouldn’t have to walk to the store C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner D but we would eat kraft dinner break : G , D , C same as first of course we would , wed just eat more and buy really expensive ketchups with it thats right , all the fanciest ke . . . dijon ketchups! mmmmmm , mmmm - hmmm verse : G D C G if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C G well , i’d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress , that’s cruel G D C G and if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C G well , i’d buy you some art a picasso or a garfunkel G D C G if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars G D C G well , i’d buy you a monkey haven’t you always wanted a monkey G D C D if i had a million dollars , id buy your love outro : C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , if i had a million dollars C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , if i had a million dollars C D G Em C if i had a million dollars D i’d be rich