Chord Scenesters by Andrew Jackson Jihad

C G oh my god there’s scenesters everywhere C G with their hair gel and their vintage t - shirts C G why didn’t the shins come to phoenix? C G and why didn’t mirah come to phoenix? Am because the modified is too small E and the marquis is too big C and the complex is rightfully dead F Am E and the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause C G C G oh my god hardcore kids everywhere C G with their hair gel and their color green C G C G how do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong? Am E because their hair gel that they use isn’t tested on animals C F and their swallow tattoos are fxxking lame Am E and cocaine is essentially vegan C F and they don’t give a fxxk anyway C pause G pause they’re so vain , and yes , this song is about them C G C G C G oh my god post - hardcore kids everywhere C G with their violence and pomposity C G so fxxking straightedge getting high off of self - righteousness C G and praying to a sideways cross Am E C F so urban , so infantile , so angry , so young , and so poor Am E pause they don’t need to use a crutch ’cuz they’ve got the wheelchair C G C G oh my god there’s assholes everywhere C G pretentious fxxking assholes everywhere C G oh my god there’s assholes everywhere C G pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere end on G . hope that was understandable . the G is quickly addEd onto the end of the C , if that wasn’t obvious from listening to the song . : D